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Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid masturbation. You don't get caught but you're still pissed as fuck.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a masturage!
by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015
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Masturcate

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.
I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?
by Rixadork May 20, 2015
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Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.
Masturbate more May is feels sooo good
by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020
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Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously
The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo
by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021
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Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends
Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.
by jewish rebel March 31, 2021
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mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.
Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008
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