Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Baby mashed potatoes

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits

I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008

Off my mashed pots

Being under the influence of drugs. As in mashed potato

I was off my mashed pots last night.

by itsmine August 31, 2011

The Mashed Potato

A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.

Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.

Steve: What!? What was it like?

Tom: It was..... incredible.

by Father of God June 30, 2010

Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.

Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!

by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010