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Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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marketingQs

short for marketing questions, this term is used in the silicon valley interchangeably
Tricia asked me to send over the marketingQs jim asked yesterday
by ceo1986 June 30, 2014
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marketing plan

A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?

Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.

Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.

Person 2: Did you say something?

Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014
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marking language

marking language is a secret language made up of markings like commas and such, learning it is simple, all you need to do is type the letters and numbers in the same spot as the letters you want to type
person: 2:;5 5:3 "{,'
friend: what?
person: its marking language
by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019
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marketing

by Buzz B September 17, 2019
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Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.
Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this
Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021
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