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maritate

she maritates alot when she is alone and she can not stand thinking of a dick and not maritate to release her lust
by Yosuf September 16, 2006
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marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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marital

Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed and in relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my marital status: i am in RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
by ..:::JaY-CooL:::.. October 20, 2005
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maritujuana

Mr. Mackey's way of saying marijuana.
Maritujuana is bad.
by xI Love Toweliex October 7, 2003
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Maritza

An obnoxious girl, who crazily loves pink and always has her hair in a pony tail. She loves to annoy her friends as much as she can and never gets in trouble. She's super clumsy and trips over absolutely everything like air but she's a great friend and genuinely cares for others.....still sucks
Person 1: OMG stop being such a Maritza
Maritza: Ik lol but you know I'm funny
by therealpato May 26, 2018
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Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team
hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem
by joker2727 November 30, 2009
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Maritess

A Filipina immigrant who worked as the Super Friends’ maid at the Hall of Justice. A satirical depiction made by comedian Rex Navarette.
Maritess is a parody of an Asian domestic helper.
by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009
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