Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

Maria

Maria is talented, gorgeous, sweet and shy

She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.

She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.

Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

Boy: Im in love!!
Girl: Is it. Maria?

by Annewithlove November 21, 2021

Maria

A girl who likes to listen to beyonce and has 2 kids who’s names start with a d and a j . And is in there 40’s and has long hair

Ouu there go Maria

by They adore me November 23, 2021

Maria

Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.

Damn, she looks like a Maria.

by Marisol9900 October 20, 2011

Maria

maria is daddy. maria is the type of girl that's just daddy. you can't convince yourself or others, that Maria isn't daddy.

guy 1: she's daddy
guy 2: is her name Maria?
guy 1: yeah how did you know that?
guy 2: because Maria is just daddy.

by This_bitch_wont_stop_singing November 4, 2020

Maria

Maria is the hottest fucking person out there with a hilarious personality. 😍♥️💋 ;)

Person 1: damn look at the hot babe over there 👉🏼. 🧍🏽 ♀️
Person 2: obviously 🙄 she’s a Maria!

by Gamer_xbbs:) April 19, 2021

Maria

The name of a girl who is never included in the “if ur name is” tiktok. :)
But is nice and very funny. And can be ignored. Lmbo

Who’s this girl? She funny!

Uhhh that’s Maria... she’s been here for 5 years dude.

by E-girl Scorpio oof November 2, 2019