Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.

I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.

by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018

Warren Mader

The Gayest thing in existence

He pulled a Warren Mader at the funeral

by Warren gay April 29, 2019

Noise-maker

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.

Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.

by J Lav November 17, 2019

Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

Sus maker

the maker of sus

I am the sus maker

by thedroop6 January 16, 2021

THANK MAKER

THIS ONE WHEN MAKE THANK

LIKE THIS MAKER OF THANK

TOO MUCH THANK THIS ONE

Singed trundle duo: "We troll for the fun"

Saif: " YOU ARE NOT THANK MAKER"

Singed trundle duo: "WHY"
Saif: "BECAUSE NOT THANK WHEN MAKE TROLL SO YOU NO THANK MAKER"
destinite :ghost: : "OMAK 3NDY THANK"

by laptoplord March 10, 2022