Mantees

Man underwear. Can be any kind. (like boxers, briefs, boxer briefs...)

Try it in a sentence....
"Excuse me, do you know where I could find any MANTEES for my husband?"
or
"Damn it he left his MANTEES on the floor again"

by BoomDaSkaka December 22, 2009

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

Mantis Eyes

The act of having wicked or unpredictable eyes. unpredictable in the sense as you do not know where the person is looking due to the amount of irregularity of the pupils and iris.

"I could hardly look at her, those Mantis eyes were going everywhere,"

"I cant tell where he's staring with those Mantis eyes,"

by Illegalysexy January 5, 2012

Mantis-style

Eating someone out ass first. Similar to how a praying mantis often eats its victims ass first.

"Girl, get ready for me to rock your world, I'm gonna eat you mantis-style tonight."

by Mr. Teajug March 9, 2016

Mantressed

A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.

Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

mantress

A sexy peace of man that takes care of your wife's if you don't take care of them

Her mantress drings her wine makes her nice things and brings her Chinese food.

by Iceman57 January 29, 2018

Maniest of eet

A boii that eats a lot, but never gets fat. He can eat whatever he wants, but its physikally impossible for him to get fat.

How can he eat so much without getting fat!? He must be a Maniest of eet

by Chesemcdoodles January 16, 2019