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mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.
by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
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Warwick Mall

Small mall in Rhode Island. Located next to the somewhat vacant Rhodes Island mall. Newly renovated since it was ruined in the great flooding. Since this mall is filled with predominantly teenage girl / girl clothing stores (V.S. , wet seal, charlotte russe, bath & body works) show up here on a weekend / vacation and it will be filled with Warwick trashy Jr.high children and wiggers who think they have "swag". Oh and if you live in Warwick dress your best because you'll probably see approximately 10 people you know, most of which you'd rather not see...
John : hey, lets go the Warwick Mall!
Mary: ehh I don't know if I feeling like dressing to impress, or seeing 13 year olds lacking cleavage running around.
John : aww lets just go, its not like there's anything better to do in Warwick other than smoke blunts..
by waaawackgrl18 December 31, 2011
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Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video
Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.
by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021
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Mall Rats

People who have no lives so they spend all day and every day at the mall creeping on people.
We want to be Mall Rats today.

Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.

Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
by Water Chestnut December 27, 2010
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Coconut mall

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
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Palisades Mall

Stores fail at staying open for more than one year, loud, dangerous past midnight, old people in the morning, annoying solicitors trying to sell crap, mall security thinks they're the Clarkstown Police.

and many childhood memories for anybody who grows up in Rockland.
Example should include the word "Palisades Mall"
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mall goth

An individual calling themself "goth"/"gothic" that ,in actuality, is not involved in the subculture.
They listen to overhyped nu-metal/emo bands that they like for the simple fact that they believe it will make them 'cool',or more 'gothic'.
Usually between the ages of 12-17, they have a very blatant fashion sense; commonly wearing baggy, black pants with chains draped from them, spiked wristbands/collars, beanies, and especially Slipknot, HIM, or Korn tees.
Their chief source of fashion is Hot Topic (owned by Abercrombie & Fitch)
Some will don a depressed visage, never smile or speak, and others will don a moody, angry tone.
None of these 'goths' are generally 'gothic' at all. None of these people understand the origins, roots, or influences of the subculture, nor would they likely to be interested in any of its true aspects.
"You're indefinitely not involved in the gothic subculture; you would appear to be a mall goth."
"My friend only listens to HIM and Slipknot, and pretends to be depressed all the time; he's a mall goth."
by Draconysius May 5, 2006
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