by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019
Get the thug magnet mug.A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.
by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021
Get the Milf Magnet mug.A short statured strong male, (under 5"6), trying to overcompensate their height, mainly used to hate against short muscular men. 90% hate comes from men over 6 ft that is extremely skinny/ or extremely fat. 5% comes from insecure women who are over 5"10, 5% comes from low confident people who are unhappy with themselves.
Tall frail/very fat men "hey look at the mantet he's so short and muscular"
Insecure women about height "omg he's so short, he's a manlet"
other 5 % I hate on every one so let me go make fun of that manlet
Insecure women about height "omg he's so short, he's a manlet"
other 5 % I hate on every one so let me go make fun of that manlet
by true facts December 31, 2014
Get the Manlet mug.A Human form of "Transformer", who pilages his/herself using substances until one transforms into a mangled wreck.
Chad has managed to miss surfing yet again this Saturday morning due to his extensive partying last night, What a mangletron!
by chADDerall November 16, 2009
Get the Mangletron mug.When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.
by #Splashback March 19, 2015
Get the Mallet Dick mug.Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021
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