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madame macabre

A attractive lady who has a dark or murderous past (typically the latter)
Damn the new girl looks like a madame macabre
by Dude with wifi121 April 10, 2020
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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Madam Hair Kulture

Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy
Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture
by Yourhabits February 4, 2020
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Madame Gourgeon

Madame Gourgeon is a dedicated Danny Devito cult leader. No matter what they say, no matter how much they deny it it's true. The cult following is probably side affect of having a similar physique, fat as fuck. Their extreme lack of cardio and virginity to being called anything related to the word “pretty” is surely why they can easily turn off any man.
Youve got the physique of a Madame Gourgeon
by Ivan Allen Jacobs April 29, 2024
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Madame Web

When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.

Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
What the hell’s wrong with that guy? He looks like he’s about to explode?”

“Madame Web.”

“Oh.”
by Jasksual February 24, 2024
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Madame web

A movie that shouldn't be released but got released anyway.
"should we see this?"

"no way its a madame web"
by squibley March 17, 2024
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