Hitler had Moses Hair.
by Terry Farrel October 03, 2007
When, against all odds and expectations, one is successful in spreading a woman's ass cheeks for first time penetration as if Moses had parted the Red Sea for legions of followers.
I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
by Jersey Gourmet January 12, 2012
Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.
by WRL.ML. October 15, 2011
Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The 2nd oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles Brown. Basically, MB is where you send your children if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in Washington D.C.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.
by Upenn 13 January 13, 2011
moe'zes noze'dive (n).
1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.
2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.
see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.
2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.
see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.
2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
by strathosphere November 20, 2010
"Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."
"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"
"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"
by lil9ine6ix January 02, 2020
Moses Camer is a gay simp who hates Fortnite. Does not believe in building and swears he’s a Chad but he is a beta cuck. Some famous catchphrases include: Shut the fuck up, nig-, shut up boomer, you’re a simp and stop being try hard
by Eifrlervj February 27, 2020