moof

vaginal hair that is that of an overgrown, fluffy bush.

example: he/she licked her moof and tasted 3 month old period blood and vaginal discharge in it.

by Atteross May 25, 2018

moof

To slap someone violently while simultaneously being cautious

"you just got moofed"

by birdman3 October 24, 2023

Moof

Cute, but in a cat way.

“Aw look! Emma fell asleep watching TV.”

“She is so moof right now.”

by Leaverightmeow December 10, 2023

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Moof

Meaning “kiss”

Usually said over and over

“Moof moof moof moof”

by Ohshitlove May 15, 2022

Moofes

money/currency

ayo man you got some MOOFES

by FabbeG January 28, 2022

Moof

To die, be dead, death. or to fart. a very airy fart

omg i moofed in this game / omg i moofed so loud

by floppingmoment February 10, 2022