Moobs

designed to slow the impact so it gives the airbags the right amount of time to go off in the impact so it doesnt hit you in a wrong way or injury you more then it should.

I slipped on the ice and the my Moobs saved my life!

by McRiblet February 9, 2022

Moob

The male version of a boob

Josh: Hey dude, wanna see my weird Moob?

Carl: Sure dude, never seen your Moob before anyways

by Mrs_LuckySugg August 6, 2016

moob

The male term for boob. (see also noob)

Jared showed me one of his moobs yesterday, but he's saving the other for marriage.

Now that's a nice moob you got there Harold.

by GoddessOfHappiness September 28, 2021

moobs

The word is derived from the words "man" and "boobs". It occurs when a male is overweight causing the extra fat in the chest to look like a woman's breasts. It can also be caused by a man being extremely muscular causing his chest to enlarge to a point where the area looks like breasts.

Linda: "Do you see that mans moobs?"
Jessica: "Yes I do, they're quite sizable aren't they".

by Pancake Knight July 25, 2017

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011

Moob

The Fatty pattys on any males chest.

"Kurk, your man boobs are huge."
"Vanessa, they're called moobs."

by SweatyMonkeyArmpit November 20, 2016

moobs

you are all morons.

99% of the time, it is actually a medical condition called gynecomastia.

1% it is called pseudo-gynecomastia.

i had gynecomastia, NOT MOOBS, and i nearly killed myself because of it.
smh

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 23, 2022