Milan

Milan is a beautiful person. She likes having fun with her friends. She is sweet,kind,cute and all around an amazing person. She likes going to dances and party's to have fun.

Wow Milan is really nice

by 2016 is old January 4, 2017

mlia

An acronym for the website, My Life Is Average. MLIA posts are written about dailey life in the Kingdom od Average ruled over by the incredibly fair, kind wizard, Harry Potter. It is located next to Narnia, a country the people of Average have exceptionally good relations. They have such good relations with Narnia that they helped Narnia in the battle of Narnia, resulting in citizens of Average often randomly yeslling out, "For Narnia!" It is a known fact that MLIAers despise those from the kingdom of Twilight which is ruled over by the evil, corrupt king Justin Bieber and his queen Rebecca Black. So on the site MLIA, rude but exceptionally truthful remarks can often be found about Twilight and it's rulers. A fact to be noted about the citizens is that most are really secretly ninjas, so it is not wise to insult one. The kingdom of Blank and its website DBPB is among divided opinion among the populace. Overall, Average is a truthful, jolly, and wonderful place to visit as can be seen on the website. Though, unfortunately, enemy spies occasionally sneak onto the sight and post dreadful and untrue stories. Fortunately, that is a rare occurance and the Kingdom of Average remains a wonderful place to visit.

Today while visiting my grandfather in a nursing home, I saw an elderly man drinking from a pepper shaker. MLIA

Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA

by maskofevil October 27, 2011

Mlia Syndrome

When a troubled youth who constantly reads mlia stories starts day dreaming and fantasizing about ninjas and pirates, and running around their school in costume of some mythical creature.

Person1: You know that loser jordan whose in love with mlia?

Person2: yea hes infatuated with it, all he does is talk about ninjas.

Person1: Yeah hes got a real bad case of Mlia syndrome.

by mliabutfyl December 9, 2009

Milian

Milian is a beautiful girl with a personality that will blow you away. She is a very truthful person and can't stand when people lie. But domt be fooled because she is very dirty minded.She is a great best friend, and everyone knows she will be successful in life.

Wow, I wish I could be friends with a Milian! She is so beautiful!

by Anonymous2k17 January 1, 2017

milannia

A very kind lady, who likes commitment, and likes being single. She is very good looking-(very beautiful) and all of the men love her. She is very pleasing to look at and has good features. She often will reject you though.

Milannia is very beautiful.

by Milannia November 7, 2017

Milana

Milana is a kind, smart, Russian, beautiful girl that is always there for her friends and is so much fun to be around. Every time I see her at school, she instantly makes my day better. Her jokes are HILARIOUS and I will forever cherish our times spent together. In conclusion, she is just an awesome person and I am so honored to call her one of my friends<3 I love Milana.

Milana is such a baddie.

by SquidGameAmongusLover November 16, 2021

milan

milan is someone who is a year younger than the rest of her class. she is weird and not that fast. she is someone to always love to death, and she is really into white older guys like seth. she is super funny and petty at times don’t worry boys she is worth your time.

milan is fake boujee

by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021