milf

Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020

MILF

Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.

I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.

by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020

milf

someone who radiates attractive mom energy

"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."

by sua's servant March 12, 2021

Milf

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

by ArcticFrog March 1, 2023

Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."

Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"

Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.

by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

MILF

man I love frogs

A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.

by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021