A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
Get the misty greenmug. by MrSquiy September 30, 2017
Get the misty bonemug. by Cookie Monster10531 December 2, 2017
Get the misty cheeksmug. The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect
by Watermelonpussy January 25, 2014
Get the misty diazmug. A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.
Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.
by Gary.. June 11, 2018
Get the Misty mountain hopmug. A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
Get the misty johnsonmug. by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023
Get the Mistymug.