Minionated

To servilely follow the opinions of others rather than form your own opinion.

Middle schoolers are often more minionated then opinionated.

by Miss Anthea June 18, 2010

Minion

"CJKDNFKFNDNDayudamequieromorirestonoesunmemeJCKDJFKFKFKF"

Naty: minion feliz : )

Nayeli:"CJKDNFKFNDNDayudamequieromorirestonoesunmemeJCKDJFKFKFKF"

by Naye February 22, 2019

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

Minion

Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.

Toys R Us: 50% off Minion Plushies!
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

Minion Food

Another word for Speed, Whizz, Phetamine

“Aw your mum eats pure minion food”
“Coke or minion food mate?”

by sniffsquick101 September 13, 2020

Minions

I hate them

Minions suck

by Rainbow_giraffe4411 September 26, 2020

Minionism

The school of thought that writing movies for children requires no effort; named for the infamous 'Despicable Me' film series. Films made under the principals of Minionism typically are poorly written, very derivative, sloppily animated/filmed, and/or overblown with dated pop culture references.

"I was thinking of renting 'Ugly Dolls' for my little cousins."
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"

by Dr. Showman October 12, 2020