martini love

When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.

Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!

by insanityvulture April 26, 2015

Freakbob Martini

A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"

Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!

by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025

Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017

Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

by Slammincammin March 1, 2025

Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

Hector Martini

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.

Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?

Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.

by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010

martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.

example: martini is awesome

by -becca March 17, 2021