Marriage

The union between man, woman, and burger.

"Yo dude I just got learned what marriage means"
"What"
"Union between burger, man and wife"
"True"

by Burger2454 December 14, 2020

Marriage

marriage niv and carson

person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!

by narson May 11, 2021

marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021

marriage

It's also called Disaster.
Don't do it.

NO, I've never hung out with my friends since my marriage.

by No country for old boys November 25, 2021

Marriage

'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.

Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.

by A.B. Shrek February 4, 2022

marriage

Kiana and Hannah

Lesbian wives.

person 1: OMG!!!!!!!! Have you seen the LESBIAN???????
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/

by 774369 February 8, 2022

Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.

Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...

by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022