High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.

Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.

by Jules350 November 14, 2019

maintenant

A tactile switch in Spanish.

Puedes tocar la maintenant para apagar la luz por favor.

by litoes126 July 27, 2024

No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”

by H4IZ August 23, 2025

mainten

your group: squad, if you will

yo I was just chilling with my mainten when the fuzz pulled up on us!

by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

High Maintenance

Laura

Laura = High Maintenance

by ollieng April 7, 2023

Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.

Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"

by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020