musical.ly

The gayest app that allows you to sing bootleg remixes of songs and stupid dances

Tim: hey follow me on musical.ly
Jimmy:fuck no, miss me with that gay shit !

by Locallover97 September 18, 2016

Michael Ly

Someone who looks Chinese, but isn't actually.

Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"

Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."

Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"

Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."

Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"

Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."

Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"

Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."

Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"

Mike: *cries*

Nick: "Cry louder!"

Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).

by 1nyro January 24, 2009

musical.ly

an app where young girls/young prostitutes and Fboys go to fulfill their cringy duties(≤11).

I got a feature on Musical.ly and now I can fulfill my dreams and become a prostitute. AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

by Lil sosoo January 30, 2018

musical.ly hoe

Girls who think that they are attractive so they belly dance and shake their booty for attention

Did u see lea she keeps posting seducing musical.lys

Yeah she is such a (musical.ly hoe)

by Yaddidamean Yee June 2, 2018

Musical.ly

An app that all people call gay

Mostly cause of the kids on it make themselves seem gay
ANYWAY IT'S WHERE KID MAKE CRINGE

5 SECOND LIP SYNC DUMB IRRELEVANT ASS SONGs THAT ARE INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 20, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN GET IT THE WILL TO INTO AAHOLLESS

Musical.ly is so gay they should call it aids.ly

by I'm a boy July 9, 2018

Musical.ly

Commonly mistaken for a kid's app, musical.ly is the number one cause of the DTD (digitally transmitted disease) megacringe symptoms may include: wishing not to have anyone near your phone cuz they will mess up your "image", random impulses to dance, and a superiority complex.

Dave: Did you hear about Jen?
Davey: Yeah, she's such a bitch now that she uses Musical.ly.

by winrg September 1, 2018

Nena Ly

Nena Ly was an ancient African princess.Everybody loved her so much,that they named their babies after her.She was a beautiful girl.So many people named their kids after her,that they had to make a law for people can only name their babies Nena Ly if they were beautiful.Till this day some people name their babies Nena Ly.

Nena Ly was very,very beautiful.

by queennaveah123 March 9, 2020