noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.
At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.
by Charlie 361 June 04, 2011
by ShazzySprinkles March 02, 2017
by Beefy5Layer November 24, 2022
One who is out of control while high. Constantly paranoid,scared. Laughs and eats way to much. Tends to break things and piss off others. Also one who is just overall annoying.
by nanners mctoot February 12, 2009
by Yeetnation May 11, 2020
Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.
Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
by meluvcheese22 June 13, 2016
Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
That librarian is a chair lump.
by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010