When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
by Crotch Scrotuzzle April 28, 2011
by meow1056 November 22, 2011
by Bthibs October 14, 2011
When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.
News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."
by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 07, 2007
When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.
Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?
Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...
Woman: Im up for new experiances!
Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face
Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!
Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...
Woman: Im up for new experiances!
Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face
Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!
by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 02, 2011
"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."
by lumberjack77 January 02, 2015
The act of using maple syrup as lube during anal sex, then after ejaculating your partner pushes it out over a stack of flapjacks.
by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019