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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job 

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
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Can be annoying, but also funny. Sometimes acts Like a crackhead
Wow Loren is annoying! Is she ok?
Loren by Broooooooo im hgih March 20, 2019
Italian in origin people usually from Northern Italy
Male Lorenzi's are usually in the blue collar proffessions

Female Lorenzi's are usually in the homemaker proffession or in recent decades in the office proffessions
Usually angry persons

People with attitudes
Co-Worker: eyy Lorenzi go n clean out N9's toilet
Lorenzi: Aghhh shit...

Lorenzi: Stop smokin or i'll hug you again
Daughter: God Forbid!!
Lorenzi by C. Lorenzi July 28, 2009
Lorenzo is black...
Lorenzo is black and cool
Lorenzo by Ainuu August 29, 2019

gian lorenzo 

MR. HARD
Accepted From all woman around the world

Also called ‘BIGDICK’

Loren Kimmel 

The Loren Kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. The preferred cola is Coke-a-Cola. The ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. Which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk.....the lemonade or the coke.
After the waiter told me he was unable to make an Arnold Palmer due to them being out of ice tea, I requested a Loren Kimmel
Loren Kimmel by Lemon Milker December 11, 2016
A perfect girl, lovely, kind, and breathtakingly beautiful. This girl is the ultimate guys dream. This girl is the best thing that you will ever see. She has glasses and is smart and doesn’t care about what others think of her. She knows that she is loved and doesn’t let the hate get to her.
Guy1: Oooh, who’s that?
Guy2: I dont know but that must be a Loren
Loren by Dakota.Seavey September 1, 2018