Miss Lonely Heart

A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.

"Susan was a Miss Lonely Heart and created a man named Ted for her to date"

by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

by grevdverg September 28, 2009

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

LONELYPINKZ

LONELYPINKZ a kpop/dpop group made by NUGGET ENTERTAINMENT, they haven’t debutet yet.

A: stan lonelypinkz
B: who?
A: they haven’t debuted yet, but their photoshoots are so good

by chuucandoit April 24, 2021

don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger

A special burger with poblano pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010