peanut log

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.

Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.

by gammarock July 28, 2006

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Log Cabin

The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.

Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?

Bob: hell yeah I call second level!

by Billk August 31, 2012

lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017