locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.
Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."
by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 December 03, 2015
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Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers
"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"
by sjp092 November 19, 2009
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lady locker

A slang term for the female reproductive organ (Vagina). Also known as "Axe Wound" or "Beef Curtains".
Man Sarah really needs to clean her Lady Locker, I can smell it from here.

Girl 1: You know they won't let you take that knife through airport security right?
Girl 2: It's okay, I'll just hide it in my Lady Locker.
by MagicMike117 February 06, 2017
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Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 10, 2018
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locker 17

A Larry Stylinson fanfiction part of the unholy trinity with i sleep naked and HTCBWSMCASMOA

A fucked up story, with highly toxic characters and subject like PTSD and r*pe.

But it’s kinda good tho..
Ishmael: are you re-reading Locker 17?!
Darcy: I haven’t felt emotion since I finished reading it SO YES. I AM RE READING IT.

Anna: I mean she’s kinda right… even though it was fucked up, it was kind’ve good
by November 02, 2021
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Lactose Lockers

term of endearment for someone with absolutely massive breasts, or someone with a big bust or boob size.
by jyan jovell July 20, 2022
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Locker Dumpster

The act of shating in a friend's, boyfriend's, or girlfriend's locker during school hours.
Classmate: "I gave john the old locker dumpster today!"
Classmates friend: "NICE!!"
by Ethan51 December 20, 2012
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