The Living Impaired

Zombies. As defined by Bart Simpson.

(Upon trying to raise their pet, Snowball I, from the dead)
Lisa: Bart! You cast the wrong spell! Zombies!
Bart: Please, Lisa, they prefer to be called "the living impaired."

by Nacerak August 16, 2006

Living my best life

No one really knows, since “best life” is such a broad term. Generally used when having fun or relaxing. Makes depressed people cry because they are also living their best life and it sucks.

Just living my best life relaxing by this lake.

I’ve been living my best life at home alone crying and watching Friends for two weeks.

by kyy July 29, 2018

Livingstonian

Somebody who is from, or has been born and grew up in the Scottish Town of Livingston.

John was born and grew up in Livingston, therefore he considers himself a proud Livingstonian.

by King Ledley July 11, 2010

LivingBeing7

God

Person A: Hey, did you hear that LivingBeing7 extracted Toasty's soul?

Person B: Dude, you mean God Himself

Person A: Oh shit right yeah

by Avethor March 1, 2021

lining

Applies to guys as well as ladies. Getting your head lined up just means that they making the edge of your hair not look all scraggly and messed up looking. In some parts, they call it a shape up. A lining is included by default in a haircut, but some folks ask for it separately if they're growing out their hair, got their hair braided, or just have somewhere to be and want to look fresh and clean cut.

"How much y'all linings cost?"
-"$12"
"Y'all take link cards?"
-"Get yo dusty bum ass outta here"

by intrepidfox37 May 19, 2007

living peng

the absolute top notch bud

"yo this weed is the living peng"

by izbadman June 19, 2008

living room test

To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.

I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.

by VegasBaller June 2, 2012