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Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.
Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.
by Kewk August 31, 2019
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Literature Club

The totally normal club with cute girls that your childhood best friend bribes you to join with cupcakes. Makes your heartbeat go doki doki while writing fire poems.
Childhood bestfriend: Hey join the literature club
Main Character: No
CHBF: One of the members made cupcakes
MC: shit im in
by MKmac November 21, 2020
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Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.
He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.
by AngelJean April 14, 2021
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Literally Unplayable

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.
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AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
by Lil’osa October 8, 2018
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Liberatoo

Someone who is overly silly in conversation.
1: That duck looks suspiciously like my last muffin.
2: You are such a liberatoo.
1: Well, you're a big Liberatoo-y-ness.
2: What? 0_o
by Ang, yo October 28, 2009
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Stupid liberals

...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
by NoWhining April 25, 2010
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