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The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.
by The Poops September 9, 2005
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Ab Lincoln

when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.
I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.
by Paco's Tacos December 11, 2008
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stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."
by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008
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Lincolnton

(1) Small town; very diverse in race.
(2) Home of the LHS Wolves.
(3) A place where the town of Maiden is fucking hated.
'Dem boys for the Lincolnton High School Wolves are gonna kick some Maiden ass!!!
by Daugherty January 2, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.
Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.
by H0RSE November 10, 2008
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Lincoln Park, Chicago

Best neighborhood in the city of Chicago. Affordable high rises, great restaurants, minutes from the loop and Wrigley Field. Gets a bad rep for being snobby but some people there are nice and almost anyone can afford it.
Dude 1: Where you from man?
Dude 2: Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Dude 1: That's dope.
Dude 2: I know, right.
by JBAlbertosisawesome September 23, 2013
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Lincoln Nebraska

Lincoln Ne. is a great place to live full of friendly people. WE ARE NOT HICKS!!!!! and we are NOT jesus freaks either. nor are the public schools religious, no one cares if you don't got to a church.
lincoln nebraska is the capital city and about 50 miles from omaha
by SUMMERS ;-) September 9, 2010
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