split link

British slang for person from the orient

All of the split links in Las Vegas love to gamble, but hardly ever tip their dealers.

by Jodie Turner January 22, 2004

Professor Missing Link Syndrome

The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.

A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.

B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.

A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.

by NachoBeez October 24, 2010

link me

Jamaican slang, to call someone on their cell phone

Yo Jalisa, when yu a go back ah ya yard, link me

by Awryyy December 12, 2007

wanna link

Linking, aka hanging out.

"wanna link?"

by everything is already in use April 22, 2018

Linkara

The host of Atop the Fourth Wall on thatguywiththeglasses.com which deals with the review of horrible comics. Trademarks include his hat, jacket, exclaiming "this comic sucks!" at the end of a review, and his magic gun that doesn't need bullets. Mortal enemy is Dr. Insano. He IS A MAN!

Linkara: Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall where bad comics burn.

by jofo11 April 25, 2011

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.

Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."

by Crapholio July 30, 2005

link

to link with sum1 is to go out with them , phone them or meet up

u linkin with tremaine?
yeh we bin goin out for time

by Merahkuching February 16, 2005