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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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limp chubby

A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel).
It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby.
by Sir Isaac Newton III July 24, 2006
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limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.
"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"
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Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.
Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!
by TheGroin June 16, 2010
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Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"
by Flobie Jim July 22, 2012
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limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies
Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!
by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016
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limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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