George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.

by frick1 April 3, 2010

kokoro library

Heart of ice, Rick. Heart of ice.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

save it for the library

A nicer way of telling someone to "shut up" (as there is no noise allowed in a library).

Randy, save it for the library.

by gr33kbo1 May 24, 2010

Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Clothes library

The clothes library is a fashion revolution that will potentially change the way we shop for fashion. It is an eco-friendly yet still affordable alternative to buying fast fashion. It’s somewhere you can buy borrow and trade clothes. All of the clothes are sources second hand to make this a sustainable fashion enterprise. Sarah freeman is the founder and came up with this idea

I needed an outfit to wear to wedding last weekend so instead of buying something new I borrowed an outfit from “the clothes library”

by @theclotheslibrary November 22, 2018

Sleeping in the library

What ash lynx is currently doing

Eiji: I haven’t heard from Ash in a while…
Ibe: he’s sleeping in the library don’t worry :) actually u should worry cause he’s dead

by Chuuyasmissingheight December 29, 2021

Going to the Library

The act of getting together with your dorm buddies to go smoke pot without your RA knowing it.

Room 159: "Hey, I'm going to the library, want to come?"
Room 155: "Sure, just let me grab my books and backpack."

by sacratoy March 2, 2009