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libertarian

one who believes the only purpose of government is to protect the rights of its citizens, those rights being life, liberty and property
liberatarians could save the united states from socialism if only its citizens were not so stupid
by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004
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Libertarian

Derogatory term used for someone who perennially loses. Is also a political party. Same attributes apply.
Person A: "Dude, you are such a Libertarian"
Person B: "I hate you"

Person A: "I don't support either of those fascists man, I'm voting Libertarian."
Person B: "...Sorry"
by Squid Wrangler March 26, 2005
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libertarian

A libertarian is someone who believes that you should have the freedom to do whatever you choose, other than to hurt or take away that freedom from someone else.

The only reason for the government is to make sure that people don't take away freedom of another person. Any extra rules enforced are not needed, and are an invasion of personal liberty.
Clint Eastwood is a libertarian.
by KP January 14, 2004
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internet libertarian

internet libertarians are usually two or more of the following: white, nerdy, male, suburban, (hostilely) atheistic, and well-off. they usually have close-knit, supportive families as well. a true internet libertarian has never lived for long periods of time in anywhere but an affluent suburb. they are naive, sheltered fucks to a tee. they also tend to be less smug and vocal about their politics IRL - they fear (more) social rejection.

internet libertarians are mostly Randites and Ron Paul Revolution groupies. you will find them preaching their Pollyanna-like views of wanton deregulation/decentralization/isolationism in any sufficiently nerdy online venue - think Slashdot, Reddit, or an imageboard with a political discussion section.

they tend to be excessively fond of dense, idiosyncratic video games like TF2 and Minecraft; channers are more likely to be internet libertarians than most other e-subcultures.
you know the asshole who sits in the back of the class, glued to his laptop? the one who smugly interrupts teacher and student alike? the youth who never lacks for anything except friends, but doesn't get along well with people different from him? yeah, that's your average internet libertarian.
by dejima November 23, 2010
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Librarying

Verb: To go get a book from the library. The same as borrowing.
Me: "I've decided books are too expensive, so instead of buying them, I'm librarying them."
Bro: "Don't you mean borrowing?"
Me: "Uhm...no..."
by Rob Drake January 12, 2008
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Lubrarian

1. one who is trained in the art of lubrication
2. any person displaying extreme skill in the art of lubrication
3. a clerk of the lube department in a sex shop
That secretary moonlighted as the resident lubrarian on the corner of 5th and Main, well known assistant to the ladies of the night.
by Ho11ywood March 11, 2009
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Liberian flagpole

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.
"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."
by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018
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