Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock

He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him

by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

Lemon

A term used to describe an ugly, dilapidated beat-up car.

Bob: Yo, U still ridin that shitty ass car?

David: Yeah, but i gotta get rid of this lemon before my bitches come around.

by CavZzZ April 15, 2006

lemon

the worlds sexyest fruit

John: Daymn that lemons got the booty

by notsquirrel December 22, 2013

lemon

A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.

Guy#1: Dude look what i found a lemon!
Guy#2: ...
Guy#1: ...
Guy#2: ......You gona eat that or what?

by -nicotine- March 10, 2005

lemon

Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.

Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.

by The Hitokiri-Battousai December 4, 2003

lemons

Very upright boobs; boobs that are practically pointing towards the sky.

Andrew: Woah! nice lemons gracie

Gracie: shut up you pervy transvestite

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Lemon

when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)

Mike:dude Jon is lemon
Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.

by ashdfciohdsuf June 2, 2011