lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.

Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!

by johnnyboyyyy23 January 12, 2010

lazy bitch

A woman that can not cook clean or go get a job, sits on her ass 24/7 and think she's on due to welfare or her children ssi

Bitch get your lazy ass up and cook lazy bitch

by Got a job November 3, 2015

lazy hawk

A mohawk that is never spiked, and is off to one side with the rest of the head, and the back of the head, shaved.

guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that this guy named OSSISS invented the lazy hawk?"

guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."

by OSSISS March 1, 2011

lazy-ass

incredibly lazy person

Get off your lazy-ass and get a job.

by thegarbagecollector March 9, 2004

lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

Lazy Eye

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

Lazy Astronaut

(V) A very specific sexual position

The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...

That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..

by SalmonHDQ February 12, 2008