The Lana Lang Defense

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.

Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense

by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007

Lagoon

noun

a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style

"Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul."

by Gilby and Mahoney February 18, 2005

Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.

Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.

by C February 6, 2004

Landon

Landon is a cool charming guy who likes to hang out with his friends. Make jokes sleeps in his underwear and just doesn't care what people think. He has a big wang and he's not scareda of anybody. And the coolest thing about him is

that his squad always has his back.

Landon is cool

by Ggggggggg🖕👌 June 1, 2018

Landon

Landon is a great person with a huge heart. He will do anything to see someone smile no matter what he has to do. He will stick by your side through thick and thin and will not leave you. If you need to get something off your chest, he is always there to talk to and he will listen to what you're saying. He is the person you call on at 3 in the morning when something is wrong. You can't help but love Landon.

Person 1: something is wrong
Person 2: call Landon. He will help you

by Burnt.burrito June 28, 2019

landon donovan

A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.

Landon Donovan made the goal that helped the US advance to the next round of the World Cup!!!

by trb4321 June 27, 2010

abreve lang

abreviation language formed of mostly one syl words

abreve lang is sweeping the naysh.

by zoolander2 April 8, 2006