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labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
by teh maleman December 26, 2008
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Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.
Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."
by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011
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Lamb Hammock

A sexual maneuver involving two spatulas and a generous amount of bacon grease.
Kid: Mommy, can I have bacon for breakfast?
Mommy: (cutting fruit for the child's lunch) No honey your father and I used it last night.
Kid: Why?
Mommy: Adult stuff.
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because you're too young.
Kid: Oh yea? fuck, shit, buttsex, fisting, procrastibating-
Mom: Okay, okay you've proved your point. We were lamb hammocking last night.
Kid: Why?
Mom: We wanted to try something the kids were doing these days.
Kid: Why?
Mom: To put the spark back in our marriage.
Kid: Why?
Mom: So your father and I don't kill you.
awkward silence
Mom: (goes back to cutting fruit, this time more agressively) So how's school child?
by DiZeaZeD FreNcH HorN September 11, 2010
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Post-Labor Abortion

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.
by dick4u September 20, 2009
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Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.
Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?
by Jerry July 17, 2003
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Labor Union

A group of people who come together and form an organization with the purpose to balancing out power versus rich fuckers who'd otherwise take advantage of you.
A labor union!? Now how will we fuck those poor bastards out of sick time/overtime/wage/insurance/whatever we can get away with?!
by Viriathus January 20, 2015
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lamb of god

Lamb of god, they sure are good.
by Corey D. January 30, 2004
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