lobster felix 

When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.

Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"

lobster felix by TANG451 December 27, 2004

lobster hand 

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.

'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!

lobster hand by 707ceerip April 14, 2014

Lobster Party 

A sexual party in which 6 or more male and/or female participants gather on a Harbor or Port and partake in various sexual acts typically including sexual intercourse, anal sex and oral sex.

(Though usually taking place in the middle of the night, it is not uncommon to see a lobster party happening in the morning afternoon or evening.)

Jake: Would you like to attend a lobster party at midnight?
Anthony: Thank you but no thank you, I fear i would turn the event into a crab party.

Lobster Party by BigBigWilly December 8, 2009

lobster trap 

A parking lot that is easy to enter, but difficult to exit. In the same way that a lobster trap, or lobster pot is easy for lobsters to enter, although they can not easily escape.

I had no trouble getting to Walmart, but I couldn't escape the parking lot because it was a lobster trap.

lobster trap by mechafroggie June 20, 2008

Lobster Shanty 

A Red Lobster Parody in Family Guy

"We Useally Come Down Here To The Lobster Shanty Every Wendsday And Get The Afternoon Catch and + it's a shanty"
- Peter Griffin

Lobster Shanty by Seagulls of Satan September 30, 2008

lobster butter 

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

semenspermspoogjizzbaby battercumlove mayonnaisesperm

lobster butter by Mandrue Spoogesaint November 1, 2009

Lobster Milkshake 

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

Lobster Milkshake by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017