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lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!
-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You
by scuba steve November 7, 2004
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professional liar

2. a politician
to get elected, politicians must make all kinds of grandiose, but vague promises, which they have no ability to keep, and no intention of even trying. Once in office, they must continue to spin convincing lies about how they are keeping all their promises and making everybody's life better, while, in reality, they are robbing you blind and screwing the country over big time. Politicians are therefore professional liars.
Bush, Obama and all those other professional liars should be hanged from all the lampposts on Capitol Hill
by JT345 May 21, 2009
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Carolina Liar

Carolina Liar is a new band from California.

Band members include; Singer/Guitarist Chad Wolfe, Guitarist Rickard Göransson, and Jim Almgren Gandara. Last but not least, Keyboardist Johan Carlsson, Bassist Erik Hääger, and Drummer Max Grahn

The band's debut album, "Coming To Terms", drops May 2, 2008, via Atlantic Records, prefaced by the propulsive single "I'm Not Over".
Guy 1: Hey did you go to the Carolina Liar concert yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah man they rocked!
by Rod 69696 June 28, 2008
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Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

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Brie Larson

The context of describing why the divorce rate is 40-50% in America.

When a Brie Larson is defined in conversation, all white males are required to attend a gladiator match where Brie Larson will watch the contestants fight to the death in an audience of feminists.
Friend: How’s your wife doing?
Me: Not good. Im filing for a Brie Larson.
Friend: May the odds be in your favor.
by Chickenmaster691 March 12, 2019
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liar

a person that sucks and has, invariably, an ugly wife /girlfriend
by CHRISTIAN LARDY February 18, 2005
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LARSONED

When a male t-bags another male or female for being ignorant saying "you've just been LARSONED!" ending the argument... Showing that they have been "owned"
Johnny said to Jimmy "You've just been LARSONED!" Put an end to that argument real quick.
by Bongyballs09 September 30, 2016
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