Laptop

Often black but turn white
by Micketts March 07, 2019
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Laptop

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"
by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017
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laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
by Elow101 April 17, 2019
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laptop

by there're August 08, 2020
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Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.
Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility
by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024
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Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm
We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her
by Definedgarrot November 21, 2016
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid
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