Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 2, 2019

Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.

Kermit piss molested me yesterday

by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020

Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022

Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)

*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*

by Higginsworth May 19, 2018

Busty Kermit

A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,

"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"

by The Captain of the Rocks December 8, 2022

Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

by rhytian January 3, 2020

Kermitism

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.

A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I

by Kermitism November 26, 2020