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kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people
person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please
by kennedyv April 7, 2022
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Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style
by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019
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Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week
by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017
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Kermit

A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.
"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."
by Keksus_I May 18, 2017
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Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
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Kermitment

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
Oh yeah I do Kermitment.
by Slick2255 May 15, 2021
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