When initially you and a girl hate each other but somewhere along the line you have sex with her. You fuck her extra hard as revenge for her being a bitch to you. That's cock justice.
My coworker Julie is a fucking rude bitch. I hate the tramp. She hates me too. Two months later I noticed that there is a weird sexual tension between Julie and I. We hate each other but I know she wants to have sex with me.Last Friday I had to work late with her and I fucked her brains out on my desk. I fucked her extra hard because I still hate her. Cock justice.
by Cock Justice November 2, 2008
Get the Cock Justice mug.Poetic justice is a literary device in which virtue is ultimately rewarded or vice punished, often in modern literature by an ironic twist of fate intimately related to the character's own conduct.
Poetic justice is referred to in "The Simpsons" episode "Boy Scoutz N the Hood." When Bart returns home from a Junior Campers meeting Homer asks "How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" The chair that Homer is sitting on then breaks and he declares "D'oh! Stupid poetic justice."
by pullomeri September 14, 2007
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the victorious cast: Ariana definitely
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by sistersnappedandsnatched December 4, 2018
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Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.
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by Nunonbreak November 4, 2006
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"Oh man, James had so much crap done to him IRL after he posted that YouTube of him abusing a cat. That's some hive justice right there."
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by Philosophistry April 6, 2009
Get the hive justice mug.Basically a better version of the Superfriends. Composed of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lanturn, and The Martian Manhunter, they defend the earth from all kinds of evil people like Lex Luthor.Ever since the end of the Superfriends, they dropped The Wonder Twins, their monkey, and Aquaman(though he did make an appearance at one point and the whole episode revolved around a new cooler him with a hook hand).Unfortunatly, Hawkgirl's leave spawned Justice League Unlimited, which blows monkey balls because GL is bald, they have way too many heroes,Lex is a good guy, and Martian Manhunter does nothing.
by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004
Get the Justice League mug.The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
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"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
by Remote Troll August 23, 2011
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