Skip to main content

juggling porcupines

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.
Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.
by Kuznit July 30, 2024
mugGet the juggling porcupines mug.

jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.
dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔
by I like hoetdogs February 23, 2021
mugGet the jing-juggle mug.

cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021
mugGet the cock juggling thunder cuck mug.

Juggling

The act of having 3 average penis's around your face trying to "juggle" between them
Girl 1:Where's Jenna?
Girl 2: She's juggling in the bedroom
Girl 1: What a Whore!
by LegendTwenty7n August 15, 2017
mugGet the Juggling mug.

Juggle trouble

When you feel the intercourse is not going well, so you pull out and start juggling with no warning.
I was having sex, and I had to juggle trouble.
by Branpron9un October 10, 2025
mugGet the Juggle trouble mug.

Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.
"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"
by Sarpa May 25, 2016
mugGet the Mouth Juggling mug.

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
mugGet the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email