jime

jizz in my eye

by jim January 16, 2003

Jitmeal

To take syrup/molasis and pour on a girls vagina. Followed by a type of icecream and whip cream. Then you have your Jit-"meal".

I fucked this cunt last night and she gave me the best tasting Jitmeal Ive ever had.

by Kirtis November 7, 2006

Jaime

god.god in his purest form. Locals say that him and Shaggy faced off in an epic battle that resulted in Jaime using 5% of his power and completely crippling him for the rest of his days. This resulted in Japan being nuked for the seconded time (America took credit for the nuke since their country was his homeland and they wanted to keep it that way). Officials say his powers vary but on one occasion he turned black and gave children around the world the n-word pass. One of these children being Obama who would later feel so comfortable with him that he would share his last name with him.

Damn dude... I just slapped the shit out of my girlfriend. Like my hand actually obliterated her ass. My hand legit when Jaime- mode and she’s unconscious lying on the floor. Serves her right for not making my sandwiches on time.

by The Black People Gospel September 9, 2019

Jime

This is the puddle of semen and vaginal secretion that is left over after sexual intercourse, commonly referred to as 'the wet spot'.

The jime was so large and uncomfortable, I went home to mother.

by Ajax Liquor May 7, 2013

Jaime roberts

Major sucking a life. a life ruiner; to ruin ones life from drinking excessive amounts of beer, therefore causing one to have frequent calf cramps.

Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.

by Nipple sucker October 19, 2008

Jaime Monsher

Someone who is an amazing artist. The one who is so chill, freezers are like "DAMMMMNNNN!!!"

YES!! Here comes Jaime Monsher! Get your jacket and your sketch-pad!

by MC JMonsh July 28, 2011

jimernsberger

1. One of a clan of obese, slovenly individuals taking no pride in physical appearance, health, or food consumed, uniquely characterized by his innate ability to act like a complete braggadouche at every social opportunity and love of dice-based role playing games.

2. To behave as same.

1. That Nell Carter sure is a jimernsberger.

2. That guy really jimernsbergered me when he spoke ill of me behind my back and then had sex with my male dog.

by Reality check #1 May 23, 2011