Mentally exhausted or emotionally numb from the pressure of job hunting.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.
Stop asking me about interviews, I’m already jobified
I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.
I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.
by TheJobifiedOne June 22, 2025
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A trend on Instagram where people post about being tsunderes or kuudere's or yandere's to their hb (homeboy), and the replies usually say get a Jobdere. saying they need to get a job
Post: "when your hb asks you if you're okay... but I'm low-key a kuudere i-its not like he needed to know or anything... b-baka...
comments: get a Jobdere lil nga
comments: get a Jobdere lil nga
by ZombieGotBetrayed0 August 2, 2025
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proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
by xChapsterxLB November 26, 2025
Get the Jobis mug.A flaming Jobi is a phase in sexual intercourse when the male covers his genitalia in Vaseline, dips it in fondue liquid and lights it on fire. Once this is done, the male penetrates a male or a female, in which ever orifice, in order to extinguish the inferno.
Dude, I'm soooo pulling a flaming Jobi off on Catherine. She's kinda scared but I've got experience with pyrotechnics.
by Jobi Jabin Yassif Goseph December 24, 2007
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