When you met a Jalenn get ready to have your life turn upside down. He’s smart, funny, witty, charming, extremely attractive & has the fattest ass known to mankind. He can be extremely confusing and very nonchalant about things which is ANNOYING!!! He will give you covid & not bring you food when he gives it to you. He’s worth it in the end, don’t give up on him he’s a friend for life or if your lucky a lover for life.
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“I know he has the fattest ass, I want to squeeze it.”
“I know he has the fattest ass, I want to squeeze it.”
by the flying eagle May 4, 2022
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She is a dream girl. A strong, independent, lovable woman. She will make a great wife to her husband and a great mother to her children. Everyone she meets is lucky to have her. Her smile brings warmth to everyones heart. Every man would drool over her. Men often will fight over her just to get her love and attention. She will be loved always. She will be respected and be cared for. She is everything a man needs.
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An individual who is caught up with the latest happenings and goings ons and can educate others so we all remain hip and coolio.
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Get the Jalen mug.A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
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