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When you met a Jalenn get ready to have your life turn upside down. He’s smart, funny, witty, charming, extremely attractive & has the fattest ass known to mankind. He can be extremely confusing and very nonchalant about things which is ANNOYING!!! He will give you covid & not bring you food when he gives it to you. He’s worth it in the end, don’t give up on him he’s a friend for life or if your lucky a lover for life.
“omg look at jalenn’s ass it’s so spectacular!”
“I know he has the fattest ass, I want to squeeze it.”
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Jaylenne 

a girl who is independent loud fun and gorgous she has the best personality ever even though she can get a little bitchy sometimes
to get to the point she's PERFECT
i love jaylenne
Jaylenne by riwjjksi12 September 28, 2011
Related Words
jalenn • Jalenny • Jalen nelson • jalen • jalynn • jalena • jaleon • jalynne • Jaleana • jalene
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
A hot girl who can pull almost anyone. A jalene is very smart and is loved by everyone.Jalene's are very hardworking and won't stop something until it's finished.
dang is that a jalene
Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind
I have a Jalena friend
Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016
A amazing beautiful girl. All the guy fall for her. Everyone wants to be like her.
jalena by Wafflesmaker September 14, 2013

jalen rosed 

While playing basketball—taking a jump shot and having the defender slide their foot under the shooter, in hopes that the shooter will land on the defender's foot and injure the shooter's ankle or foot.

Also can be referred to as, "Bruce Bowened"
He Jalen Rosed me.

I got Jalen Rosed playing ball the other day.
jalen rosed by dmo2222 February 26, 2014
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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