jews

Jews are people that have other things to do aside from hating religions, races, world and whatnot. Most of them work hard to earn money, support their family and whatnot, and all that without killing 6 million people.

They have shared characteristics because most of them follow similar laws with understanding and they don't just breed with everyone.

Most racist that hate Jews because of their 'race' exist because their grampas and fathers shagged goats and retarded women. That's an obvious fact which has scientific and history background.
Westerns: You’re a Jew aren’t you? I can tell from 10 miles.
Jews: Yeah, and who’re you?
Westerns: I’m white native American.
Jews: laughs
Westerns: plans how to murder the Jew and take all his possessions
by bole76 July 11, 2008
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jew

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JEW

The God himself, or the mysterious perfection and deification of the human character.
Not only do you need to have blood from one of the 12 tribes, but also study the mysteries of the Torah, oral law, and cabala to reach the status of a Jew.
by Mr. Illuminasty June 18, 2010
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jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion
by shooter August 04, 2005
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va jew jew

Refers to the vagina (or va jay jay) of a Jewish female.
Yo, I wanna get me a piece of that va jew jew to take to temple with me!
by Amanda K. Alter October 13, 2007
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Jewing

The act of stealing money from a public wishing well/fountain.
Jon's parents were mortified when they heard that their son was caught jewing in the wishing well at the local shopping mall.
by Shadow__Wolf16 November 02, 2017
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To Jew

To hoard money, and even if you have a lot of money, you're really cheap, acting as if you barely have any. When friends ask you for money, you don't give them any, and when you have to go somewhere, you'll barely scrape enough change together to afford it, even though you've got plenty of money.
"Hey Dan, can i borrow 10 bucks?" "nope" "But you're a millionaire, i swear i'll pay you back, i just have to make rent this month" "Sorry, haven't got any myself, you'll have to ask someone else".

"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"

"Are you going to Jew me again?"
by Johnson Lonsons July 08, 2020
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