jewing

Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.

Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."

"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"

by !@#$me July 5, 2009

jewing

1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.

Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.

by A_Heitert March 9, 2008

Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011

jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

by Unknown Author or Account Name May 2, 2007

jew-non-jew

A person of jewish ethnicity but not of jewish faith.

What ethnicity are you?
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.

by Spunkk Ransomm March 27, 2009

Jew Jew

A commonly accepted nickname for 2+2er and in-frequent poker player Michael Davis, King of All Jews.

Hey, anybody seen Jew Jew today? Naw dawg I ain't seen him in a hot second, that nigga's probally bargin hunting down at the Gallaria or maybe playing some fantasy football.

by Seven Studa December 12, 2006

jew

1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth

1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change

by churchv3 January 12, 2008